Gay Privilege

This is my problem.

As a hetero female my only choices are 50% serial killers/republicans/misogynists', 25% married, or the remaining 25% too young to consider. This is unfair. This is my problem.

Gay men have the best sexual relationships; let me rephrase, they have the best sexual options throughout their entire lives. From Twink to Daddy, they have many, many, many, many choices. So much more than hetero’s [hets]. Feel free to correct me, if I’m wrong; highlight and comment.